Friday, August 11, 2006

Very Very Funny Story

The Associated Press reports that Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton and entertain the American troops stationed there.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.

Lohan, says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who would travel to entertain the troops, and said she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.

A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan's contact with the New York Democrat's office.

"It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO," said spokesman Philippe Reines.

So the actress who has been hospitalized for exhaustion and dehydration twice in 2006 wants to go and battle the 120 degree heat with 25% humidity in Iraq. I love how she says that Hillary said the trip seemed too dangerous and Hillary's office said that they recommended that she should try going with the USO. Could you imagine the conversation between Hillary Clinton and Lindsay Lohan on the approximately 14 hour plane flight from New York to Iraq? I imagine it would end with Hillary Clinton begging one of her secret service men to shoot her in the head and put her out of her misery. Oh man, to be a fly on that wall....

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