Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Divorce


I was trying to think of something witty to say, anyway....Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline! I guess she listened to his new CD! Oh, there it is! Anyway, she wants full custody of their two children and I'm sure she'll have to pay him some ungodly amount of money.

Stem Cell Research

This blog is a little long, but bear with it....it's a good one.

If you haven't heard about it yet, watch this clip of Faith Hill being a sore loser! It is hilarious! This is one of the best unscripted moments in television history.

Today is election day, I am soooo glad that there will be no commercials for these propositions for a while. I had been looking for the ad with Patricia Heaton from "Everybody Loves Raymond" coming out against stem cell research. You can't help but laugh when Kurt Warner, former Super Bowl MVP says "Why does it cost $28,000,000 blah blah blah?" Hey Kurt Warner? How come you couldn't spend more than $15.00 on your commercial? Come on! Jesus opens and closes your commercial! Watch the low budget piece of crap that will probably convince Missourians to vote against stem cell research.

Is there anyone that reads my blog that is against stem cell research?

And if you get a chance....read the comments from viewers of the commercial....You'll get to see gems like:

"Liberals only "tolerate" those that agree with their ultra-left extremist social views about morality. Gay marriage. Abortion. Restrictions to religious freedom. Higher taxes of hard workers to pay for the services of the lazy. These are the beliefs of the leaders of the Democratic Party. Don't be fooled!"

I just love how liberals pull out the Jesus card whenever it's convenient for them... You libs think you're immune from criticism on any issue just because you have no principles yourself. As far as the elections go.. I'd almost like for you libs to win so we don't have to LISTEN TO YOUR WHINING for the next 4 years!! How do YOU know about the Jesus aspect of Christianity? Grow up, lib."

"Being totally uninformed is a trait of you liberal morons. When you say conservatives are, you're just projecting your own shortcomings."

"5 celebrities against 1. Talent Wins. Missouri wins. Goodnight, Democrats."

Those are just a few of the dumbest statements I have ever heard. There are over 200 comments just like those pertaining to the video. I hate stupid extremists. Just wait until 6 celebrities come out in a commercial promoting stem cell research! Boy, the republicans will be screwed when that happens!

And why is a guy who played Jesus, two baseball players, an old football player, and the mom from "Everybody Loves Raymond" trying to tell people what to do with their bodies? Whoo! That is firepower! Was Gary Coleman busy? What about Kevin Federline or Paris Hilton? Did they have previous engagements? Was Lindsay Lohan exhausted or dehydrated? Well, at least they were able to get Patricia Heaton, I mean, she did have roles in movies such as Memoirs of an Invisible Man, Beethoven and Space Jam!

Kurt Warner tells us that: "Scientists now say that there won't be any cures for at least 15 years!" Who wants to wait 15 years for the cures for such diseases as cancer and AIDS?!?!?! Am I right!?!? It didn't take Jesus 15 years to walk on water! It didn't take Jesus 15 years to turn water into wine! Do me a favor, if you see either Patricia Heaton or Janeane Garofalo (I hate the extreme left too!) walking down the street, punch them in the face! Actually, punch Janeane Garofalo twice, once for her extreme views on politics, and once for her crappy movies and miserable stand-up comedy routine.

Friday, November 3, 2006

Smelly

First Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe are splitting, and now Chris Rock and Malaak Compton-Rock are splitting after ten years of marriage and two kids. Does anyone stay married in Hollywood?

Are there any more straight men in Hollywood? First "Grey's Anatomy" actor T.R. Knight comes out to People Magazine. Now, you may be shocked, or you may realize something that you have suspected, bur Neil (DOOGIE HOWSER and BARNEY) PATRICK HARRIS has officially come out of the closet.



Don't people who wear perfume or cologne, wear it so they'll smell better?

Do you really want to smell like Paris Hilton? Ew. Now, Simon Cowell just announced that he's teaming up with a fragrance company to put his name on a cologne. I heard that if you mix the two scents together, it attracts buffalo in heat.

Finally, if you thought having Arnold Schwarzenegger as a governor was funny, then you'll enjoy this story. Well, it's a little scary actually.... Marvin Richardson, the self-proclaimed "most conservative politician in Idaho", is running for governor of Idaho. The catch? He's not running as Marvin Richardson. He just legally changed his name to "Pro-Life". No, not "Pro-Life" Richardson. Just "Pro-Life", like Cher or Prince.

He added "Pro-Life" as a middle name in 2004, but a court approved his request to make it his entire name as of August. However, "Pro-Life" made the change too late to get the updated name on the ballot. Idahoans, Idahoians, screw it.... People from Idaho, do not vote for this douche.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

I Need To Go Home!


Heather Mills McCartney is starting to bring out the big guns, telling the press that Paul McCartney pushed her into a bathtub, stabbed her with a broken wine glass, and hid her leg from her! I was wondering why she didn't tell anybody....but the I figured that she probably told her friend that has no arms and no legs that lives in a safe and comes calling when you die....his name is Will....oh...and her friend that has no arms and no legs that lives on a tennis court....her name is Annette.....or maybe her friend with no arms and no legs that lives on a mountain....his name is Cliff.....Or her friend that has no arms and no legs that lives on the beach....his name is Sandy! Oh man...Stop me!

Back on July 11, I wrote that Elvis Presley was the "Top Earning Dead Celebrity" in 2005 as reported by Forbes Magazine. Well, "The King" has been dethroned. Kurt Cobain has launched to the top spot as the "Top Earning Dead Celebrity" in 2006, earning approximately $50,000,000 in 2006.


Will somebody buy me the Kevin Federline "Playing With Fire" CD? Colleen refuses to buy it for me and has actually said "I forbid you to buy that album!"
If you have some time, watch this clip of Kevin Federline on WWE Raw.....He's such a douche nozzle!



On a final note, how did the entire world get the idea that the new Spears-Federline kid was named Sutton Pierce, when his actual name is Jayden James? And with a name like that, how is nobody going to mistake him for a female porn star? And what about this kid Madonna stole? The father's name is Yohane Banda and the name he and his wife came up with is David? What's the deal? Sounds like they were preparing him to work at an AOL customer service call center!
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