Friday, November 3, 2006

Smelly

First Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe are splitting, and now Chris Rock and Malaak Compton-Rock are splitting after ten years of marriage and two kids. Does anyone stay married in Hollywood?

Are there any more straight men in Hollywood? First "Grey's Anatomy" actor T.R. Knight comes out to People Magazine. Now, you may be shocked, or you may realize something that you have suspected, bur Neil (DOOGIE HOWSER and BARNEY) PATRICK HARRIS has officially come out of the closet.



Don't people who wear perfume or cologne, wear it so they'll smell better?

Do you really want to smell like Paris Hilton? Ew. Now, Simon Cowell just announced that he's teaming up with a fragrance company to put his name on a cologne. I heard that if you mix the two scents together, it attracts buffalo in heat.

Finally, if you thought having Arnold Schwarzenegger as a governor was funny, then you'll enjoy this story. Well, it's a little scary actually.... Marvin Richardson, the self-proclaimed "most conservative politician in Idaho", is running for governor of Idaho. The catch? He's not running as Marvin Richardson. He just legally changed his name to "Pro-Life". No, not "Pro-Life" Richardson. Just "Pro-Life", like Cher or Prince.

He added "Pro-Life" as a middle name in 2004, but a court approved his request to make it his entire name as of August. However, "Pro-Life" made the change too late to get the updated name on the ballot. Idahoans, Idahoians, screw it.... People from Idaho, do not vote for this douche.

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