Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Bill O'Reilly

I was thinking about the best way to celebrate Bill O'Reilly signing a new contract that will keep him on television for the next four years. He'll get paid $10,000,000 a year just for his doing his "O'Reilly Factor" show.

The only thing that I think would be a satisfactory tribute to the man himself, would include introducing you to "Lil' O'Reilly". The kid does a spot on impression of the bigoted bag of hot air.




Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Saddest Story of 2008!

I've found a winner for the "Saddest and Most Uplifting Story of 2008".


Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Bunky


(March 16, 1922 - November 22, 2008)

Today we laid to rest a man who was a vital part of my life. John William "Bunky" Connolly was a man whose love for his country was only surpassed by the love for his family. With a smile that could brighten a room, Bunky was a warm spirit that was able to strike up a conversation with anyone, whether you were someone who had known him his entire life or the new cashier at Costco selling him a bunch of bananas (did you know that the savings on bananas alone will more than make up for the cost of the membership?).

Bunky lived a life of service to the United States of America, including time as a federal fire chief in Spain to time as a decorated United States Marine, earning two Purple Hearts during World War II after being shot twice.

There was no mistaking when Bunky entered a room. He would make everyone smile with his rhymes and jokes. And whether he knew you or not, the instant he met you, you felt like part of his family.

The ceremony was beautiful and full of tears. After tearful remembrance speeches from his children, we left to the cemetery to bury his ashes. After a solemn version of "Taps", there was an emotional delivery of the flag to Bertha by the United States Marines.

Even though these unfortunate circumstances brought the family together, many of us were there, and that's what Bunky loved most, our family spending time together.

To a fantastic father, grandfather and friend, we will miss you very much Bunky. I love you.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Back in April, I posted a blog where I discussed Grandmom telling a blowjob joke to us as we left her house in Maryland. I put a link that in the blog that led clickers, who thought they would be able to see a video of Grandmom telling the joke, to a video of Rick Astley singing his infamous "Never Going To Give You Up".

This phenomenon of tricking unsuspecting internet browsers into clicking a link leading them to a destination that they might find interesting, only to be led to Rick Astley's video, has been dubbed "RickRolling".

Well, if anyone watched the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, you saw the majestic float that Catroon Network prepared for the cartoon "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends". And if you're familiar with the format of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, you know that the floats stop, then they talk to the people on the float, or the people on the float will sing a song.

Well, the "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" stops and they start singing the "Best Friends" song from their show. then the music stops, and Rick Astley comes out and sings "Never Going To Give You Up"! After he's done, one of the puppets on the float can be heard saying "I love RickRolling!"

Well done Cartoon Network, well done.


Friday, November 28, 2008

Carnival of Light


Sir Paul McCartney has said that he wants to release a long lost Beatles song. The song is called "Carnival of Light" and was recorded in January of 1967. It's a fourteen minutes experimental song that includes distorted hypnotic drum and organ sounds, a distorted lead guitar, a track of spooky church organ, someone gargling, weird sound effects, a tambourine playing, and John Lennon and Paul McCartney screaming random phrases like "ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" and "BARCELONA!".

Look, don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Beatles, but we don't need to hear everything that they put on tape!

My only consolation is knowing that Colleen loves the Jonas Brothers cover of The Beatles song "Hello Goodbye" that is played in the Target commercials. So, if you get Colleen in the Pollyanna, don't forget, Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers CD's are sold everywhere!


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Driving Miss Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is very excited about the direction the United States of America is moving now that Barack Obama is going to be President. As she say in the video, "It's our first colored president." Is she allowed to call my people 'colored'? Coming to a theater near you, "Driving Miss Lohan".

Saturday, November 8, 2008

McCain's Brain - Very Timely

McCain has been defeated, however, someone made a series of videos entitled "McCain's Brain". Most of them are very funny. Watch them and bid farewell to John McCain.

McCain's Brain: Episode 1



McCain's Brain: Episode 2



McCain's Brain: Episode 3



McCain's Brain: Episode 4



McCain's Brain: Episode 5



McCain's Brain: Episode 6


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Land Of The Free

Ok, well I am sitting here at the City of Los Angeles Building Department with no internet connection, so if I post this after you are able to collect your free goodies, then I apologize for not letting you know sooner.


There are companies throughout California that are giving away free stuff to people who have voted!


If you go to Starbucks and flash your "I Voted" sticker, you get a free cup of coffee.


Krispy Kreme is offering a free star shaped doughnut with red, white and blue sprinkles to all voters.


Ben and Jerry's is giving away a free scoop of ice cream to voters between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m.

Of all the goodies offered on election day.


Anaheim White House is offering the most expensive freebie. Voters will receive a complimentary bottle of champagne with their dinner.


And for anyone who was left feeling unsatisfied during this political season, Babeland in Los Angeles, New York and Seattle is giving away a complimentary sex toy to people who flash their "I Voted" sticker. That's right, ladies are offered a free "Mini Silver Bullet Vibrator" and men are offered a free "Maverick Sleeve For Self-Pleasuring". So, for those of you wanting to pull your crank after pulling the crank in the voting booth, Babeland is your store.


I wonder how many voters are enticed by the Grab Your Pole After Leaving The Poll campaign. Ha! I'm funny!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The "Sarah Palin Joke"


What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palin's vagina is retarded!

Only Really Funny Political Stuff

I know that everyone is really really tired of all this politics garbage. You all know that McCain is really old. You all know that Obama is black. Lots of jokes can be told. Very funny. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

I promised myself that I would only blog about politics if I found the jokes or information really really really funny.

So, I'm going to post two blogs today. Both regarding Mrs. Sarah Palin. Now, remember, I'm only posting these because I think they're very funny.

This first blog includes a link to a site depicting Sarah Palin as President. Go to the site, maximize it on you screen, turn on your sound and click on things throughout the Oval Office.

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

The second blog includes the "Sarah Palin Joke". It's a very funny joke, however, it's very crude. So funny, that I felt the need to call many of you to tell you the joke. So, if you like really really funny jokes, and are not easily offended, go check out the other blog.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Black Is Taking Over



A reporter for Al Jazeera interviewed residents in Ohio, the state that won it for Bush, after a Sarah Palin rally. Just remember that their vote counts just as much as yours.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Last Day To Register

Today is the last day to register to vote, cough, cough, Sarah, cough, cough.

According to a press release, Los Angeles County, with 4,149,229 registered voters, is the largest election jurisdiction in the United States and has more registered voters than 30 states.

And I'm sure you've all heard, but I've been busy and I haven't been paying attention, but Joe the Plumber, who was mentioned 26 times during the most recent debate is actually named Sam, does not have a plumber's license and owes a bit in back taxes.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Don't Vote

Ok, so this has a lot of celebrities in it, and it's not super funny, but it has a good message, so watch it. Just wait until you're about a minute and twenty seconds in, and then it will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!


Thursday, September 11, 2008

Smiles!

Every once in a while I come across something that just makes me smile. This is an advertisement for the German energy firm, Epuron. I didn't get it the first time, but I loved it the second time around. I don't want to give anything away, so just watch it… and then watch it again.



The advertisement was a winner at the International Advertising Festival in Cannes this year, winning the Golden Lion award.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Deal Or No Deal!



Did you guys watch "Deal Or No Deal" on Tuesday? They finally gave away $1,000,000! Jessica Robinson from Utah, a 27 year old mother of one and expecting a baby next month, was offered $561,000 to walk away when only the $200,000 and $1,000,000 cases were left. After turning down $561,000, her case contained $1,000,000!

A Very Timely Olympics Blog!

The Olympics have come to a close, and now Michael Phelps is sponsoring every item in the world!


However, I have a proposal! Michael Phelps and I have a great deal in common, and I am far cheaper to hire as a pitchman. True, I am not much of a swimmer and have not even won one gold medal, but we are practically twins when it comes to training.

At least the eating part. The New York Post broke down what Phelps ate every day during the Olympic Summer Games.

"Swimming sensation Michael Phelps has an Olympic recipe for success - and it involves eating a staggering 12,000 calories a day.

"Eat, sleep and swim. That's all I can do," Phelps told NBC when asked what he needs to win medals. "Get some calories into my system and try to recover the best I can."

By comparison, the average man of the same age needs to ingest about 2,000 calories a day.

Phelps, 23, will swim 17 times over nine days of competition at the Beijing Games - meaning that he will need all the calories he can shovel in his mouth in order to keep his energy levels high.

Phelps' diet - which involves ingesting 4,000 calories every time he sits down for a meal - resembles that of a reckless overeater rather than an Olympian.

Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase 'Breakfast of Champions' by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise.

He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza. He washes all that down with another 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks."

Me too! And, by the way, I have that same body that Michael is forcing you to look at above. I just don't feel the need to walk around on TV all day with no shirt on. What a show-off!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Something Store

The other day I heard about this site called SomethingStore.com. It's a fun little site that puts a little excitement in the mail. I can't begin to describe it as well as they can.... so here's a little bit about it.....

SomethingStore is a fun new website that operates simply: We will send you something, an item selected randomly among many things from our inventory, for $10 (free shipping in the US) and you will find out what your something is when you receive it. What will yours be?

Your Something May Be Anything
It may be something you need, something you want or something you desire.

Yours may be a cool gadget, rare book, table game, handmade necklace, reverse clock, box of gourmet chocolates, set of shiny shower curtains, popular video game, big-box retailer gift card, the latest version of a software, a set of kitchen knives, a pair of designer jeans, garden tool, kitchen appliance, unique home decor item, electronic equipment, magazine subscription, office supply item, or ... Your something will most likely be brand new, though it may also be refurbished or antique.

Anything But ...
For legal reasons and per our company policies, some restrictions do apply. We do not provide any items or services that are illegal to trade in United States, for example. Full list of exclusions is here:
Something ... Not .

Michael here: As soon as I saw this site, I knew I had to try it. I wasn't expecting anything special, but I had heard that someone received a desktop computer. As long as I received something I could use, I'd be happy.

On Thursday, I ran down to the leasing office, like a child on Christmas, to pick up my package from the Something Store. After a little fumbling with the box, this is what I saw:


After a little research I found out that I had received a pair of Anti Glare, Night Driving, Computer and Shooting Goggles with Foam Cushions and Black Frames.

They're not the most stylish things in the world, but I pull them off 'cause I'm rad.

Let me know if you order from the Something Store and what you got!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Hey Bozo!

Sad news in the clown world today.... It was reported that "Larry Harmon wasn't the original Bozo the Clown, but he was the real one. Harmon, who portrayed the wing-haired clown for more than half a century, died Thursday, July 3rd, of congestive heart failure, said his publicist, Jerry Digney. He was 83.

As an entrepreneur, Harmon licensed the character to others, particularly dozens of television stations around the country. The stations in turn hired actors to be their local Bozos..."

Some fun facts I learned about 'Bozo' from Mr. Harmon's obituary:

1. Pinto Colvig, who provided the voice for Walt Disney's Goofy, was the first Bozo the Clown, a character created by writer-producer Alan W. Livingston for a series of children's records in 1946.

2. Bozo wore size 83AAA shoes.

3. The business — combining animation, licensing of the character and personal appearances — made millions, as Harmon trained more than 200 Bozos over the years to represent him in local markets.

4. The Chicago version of Bozo ran on WGN-TV in Chicago for 40 years and was seen in many other cities after cable television transformed WGN into a superstation.

5. Bozo - portrayed in Chicago for many years by Bob Bell - was so popular that the waiting list for tickets to a TV show eventually stretched to a decade, prompting the station to stop taking reservations for 10 years. On the day in 1990 when WGN started taking reservations again, it took just five hours to book the show for five more years. The phone company reported more than 27 million phone call attempts had been made.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Sulfur Hexafluoride

A scientist visited Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, and brought a dense gas (approximately 5 to 6 times heavier than air) called Sulfur Hexafluoride. The scientist called Sulfur Hexafluoride 'anti-helium'. Instead of making your voice really high, it makes your voice really low.

The gas is so dense, that when inhaled it fills the chamber of your mouth and because it transfer sound at such a low velocity it filters out all the high sounds in your voice!

Here's a few videos, the first one includes Jay Leno and Josh Duhamel using Sulfur Hexafluoride to make their voices lower, and the second includes a short clip of 'Mythbusters' Adam Savage using and explaining the effects of Helium and Sulfur Hexafluoride, and the last clip is of a scientist making an aluminum foil boat float on the dense gas.




Monday, June 9, 2008

Homer

If you said to yourself, "Hey, that's Ken Griffey, Jr.!" Then you would be correct. He just hit his 600th Home Run, and is only one of six players to do so.

The list of super sluggers that have hit 600 or more home runs over their career include:

1. Babe Ruth
2. Willie Mays
3. Hank Aaron
4. Barry Bonds
5. Sammy Sosa
6. Ken Griffey, Jr.

Ultimately, I would like that to be the interesting point that I'm trying to identify in this blog. However, it's not.

I find it interesting that three of the six super sluggers were managed by Dusty Baker at the time that they hit their 600th home run. Dusty was the manager of the San Francisco Giants when Barry Bonds hit his 600th home run, Dusty was the manager of the Chicago Cubs when Sammy Sosa hit his 600th home run, and now Dusty is the manager of the Cincinnati Reds when Ken Griffey, Jr. hit his 600th home run.

Just to toss in another interesting Ken Griffey, Jr. tidbit. Ken Griffey, Jr. and his father Ken Griffey, Sr. were the first father and son duo to play in a Major League Baseball game together. They played for the Seattle Mariners in 1990 to 1991. They were also the first father and son duo to hit back-to-back home runs.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

ZZ Top


Did you know that the only member of ZZ Top that does not have a beard is named Frank Beard?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

75,000 People In Love With Obama

I'm not quite sure who I want to be the next President of the United States, but a lot of people love Obama. The Portland Fire Bureau estimated that 75,000 people turned up to see the politician speak near the Willamette River in Portland, Oregon.

Interesting Note: Oregon is, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, more than ninety percent white. Interestingly, that is 40% more white than Mr. Obama is.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

QVC

There was an interesting article on USATODAY.com the other day about a little channel called QVC. Did you know that QVC was founded in 1986 by Joseph Segel, who also founded the Franklin Mint, a direct seller of collectibles in 1964?


Well, there was a little bit of extra trivia that came out of this article..... How many can you answer?

Can you Guess?

1. What QVC stands for?

2. The Amount Of Dollars In Sales In 2007?


3. The Amount Of Orders Typically Received Per Hour?

4. The Number of Units Delivered To Customers Worldwide Last Year?

5. The Number of Products Offered On Air Annually?

6. The Number of People Who Auditioned To Be A QVC Host Last Year?

7. The Number Of New Hosts Selected?

8. The Number Of Unique Visitors To QVC.com In March?


Answers:

1. Quality, Value and Convenience

2. $7.4 billion dollars

3. 15,000

4. More than 166 million

5. About 60,000

6. More than 3,000

7. Three

8. 4,200,000

Friday, May 9, 2008

Talk Sex

Dr. Sue Johansen is calling it quits. If you don't know who she is..... She's the 77-year old host of 'Talk Sex' on the Oxygen Channel. This year's ratings are the best the show has had in all of its six season on the air.

This Sunday, May 11, 2008, on her final show, Sue will count down the year's top 10 sex toys.

I'm going to miss seeing this 70-year old put condoms on bananas or simulate sex with a sex toy. Ahhhhh.... good times...

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Amnesty Cans


The Indio Police Department set up an amnesty program at the Three Day Coachella Music Festival concert last weekend.
Police set up large trash cans, and signs telling the concert goers that they can dispose of the drugs and weapons they have in the cans without any risk of arrest before they proceed through the security line.
In the "Amnesty Cans", police retrieved:
- 400 Cigarettes Tainted with PCP
- 457 Marijuana Cigarettes
- 51 Grams of Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
- 46 Grams of Cocaine
- 7 Grams of Meth
- 300 Paper Tabs of LSD
- 1,013 Tablets of Prescription and Over-The-Counter Drugs
- 97 Tablets of Ecstasy, and
- 1 Milliliter of Morphine.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Maryland


Did you know that Apple now sells more music online than Walmart sells over the counter?


So, we're returning from our trip from the east coast and I thought I'd share with you a couple of fun tidbits and things I've learned during our trip.


1. Colleen can't say Mythbusters.


2. As Grandmom is telling us "I would hate to have Alzheimer's Disease, it must be horrible." She takes a fork full of food and hits herself in the chin.


3. I passed my HUD inspection class. I'm one of five people who passed the class, and one of nine people the class started with.


4. People on the Metro are unsocial, and quite unresponsive when you try to start the wave throughout the metro car.


5. Uncle Daniel is a talented triangle player.


6. Stomp The Yard is an awesome movie!


7. Jennifer will physically attack you if you play the 'Mosquito Ringtone' anywhere near her.


8. Wes loves housework.


9. I thought I did at first, but I realized that I'm not quite sure why the grilled onions provided at the hot dog stands have a weird wet tomato sauce.


10. I have a double in Hollywood. Most of the East Coast Winters family (Richard, Mary, Sean and Kevin) are convinced that I am Jerry Trainor (Spencer, the older brother from the Disney Channel show ICarly.)


11. Don't you dare, ever, ever, ever FUCK WITH GRANDMOM'S MANHATTAN!!!!!


12. Grandmom sent us out the door telling us a joke about oral sex. I was able to get some of the good stuff on video here…. Just click this link! Grandmom's Great Joke!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Now I'm Fucking Obama

A new fantastic "I'm Fucking" Video

I'm Fucking Obama

Monday, April 7, 2008

Over The Hills!

That's the best blog title to blog story connection ever.....

Anyway...... This will be short and sweet..... Did you know that the series premier of "The Hills" on MTV on March 24, 2008 was not only the highest rated series premiere of "The Hills" television program, but it was the highest rated series premiere ever on cable television!!!!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Holy Moses

The late Charlton Heston, winner of the Best Actor Academy Award for his work in the movie "Ben Hur", passed away this Sunday. He famously played Moses in the movie "The Ten Commandments". What other role did he have in the movie "The Ten Commandments"?

Colleen, Noah and I arrived here in Maryland on Friday to visit Grandmom and attend a Housing and Urban Development class. I started talking to Grandmom on Saturday night about Leo.

Grandmom told me that she had heard about a young Marine coming back from duty, who was going to be attending her church, and she had told the priest that she was looking forward to meeting the young man. That young man was Leo…..

Also, Leo was walking to the church with his parents and saw Grandmom running across the street, he pointed her out to his parents and told them that this was the girl he was going to marry.

Most of you probably already knew this story, but it was the first time I had heard it, and I thought it was cute….. So you will all have to hear it again….. Sounds like a scene in a movie doesn’t it?

So….. I wouldn’t had known the answer to this trivia question either, so don’t feel bad. Charlton Heston also played the Voice of God in the movie "The Ten Commandments". On a side note, Charlton Heston’s son, Fraser Clarke Heston, played Moses as an infant in the movie.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

It's Happening!


AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!! They’re back!!!!!! Set your TIVO’s for Friday, April 4, 2008 at 7 AM. NKOTB will be performing on the TODAY Show!!!!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

World's Greatest Music Collection

The World’s Greatest Music Collection, also known as Ebay Auction 320230084120, was selling for $3,000,000!!!! No bids were received, but this collection is huge!!!!

Here’s their description of the collection:

"
Organized and cataloged, the collection is meticulously maintained and housed in a climate-controlled warehouse. Every recording in this amazing collection has been personally acquired by the collection’s owner over the past fifty years and represents a lifetime of work and his desire to see the music preserved for future generations. Deteriorating health and related financial concerns are forcing the owner to sell the collection at far less than its true value. The estimated value of the collection, on a per-item basis, is in excess of $50 million."

Some of what the winning bidder receives:

The entire record collection of more than a million- and-a-half 45 RPM Records, a million plus albums, more than 300,000 compact discs, thousands of 78s, cassettes and 8-Track tapes.

A few other interesting items singled out in the collection are the first CD ever made (of 300), the first flat phonograph record (from 1888), antique recording and listening devices, 10,000 phonograph needles and hundreds of cartridges, and ownership of the owner’s publishing company and seven independent record labels.

Here is the amazing statistic that really got my attention. More than six million song titles are in the collection. That represents 99% of all of history’s charted music and 50-60% of the uncharted songs. It is the greatest collection of recorded music in the world.

No word if this CD is provided in the collection....

Friday, March 7, 2008

Scientology Video

Many of you have not had the chance to see the Tom Cruise Scientology Video and the Jerry O'Connell's parody of the Scientology Video.

So, for the ten of you who actually look at this thing:


I'm Fucking.......

You’ve all seen the Fucking Matt Damon and Fucking Ben Affleck videos, but check out the Fucking Seth Rogen video.... It’s equally as funny.






Thursday, March 6, 2008

Dan Whitney

Ok, so there’s this Dan Whitney. Fucking douche. He’s a comedian? (The question mark at the end of that sentence is intentional.)


Dan Whitney is better known as Larry the Cable Guy. This guy was horrible as Dan Whitney and is now horrible as Larry the Cable Guy. I was recently informed by someone in my office, that he or she is going to pay money to rent "Witless Protection" when it comes out on DVD. What the hell is happening to this world? I want to go down to the theater and find people who have bought tickets for this film, and punch them in the face.




The person that works in my office made the argument that Larry the Cable Guy is as funny as Jeff Foxworthy. I’m not a huge fan of Jeff Foxworthy, but he’s a very intelligent and funny man. This Larry the Cable Guy is a waste of space on Earth and deserves to die a horrible painful death. Why is this guy paid money?

And what the fuck does "GIT-R-DONE" mean?

"Have you ever farted so hard that it made your back crack?"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

Woman in car: "Are you insane?" Larry the Cable Guy: "No, I’m Larry!"

Fuck you Dan Whitney.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Marilyn Monroe Photo

So, Mr. Lawrence Nicastro owned a service station in the Bronx for many years of his life. In 1962, a customer dropped off a car for service and never returned. Mr. Nicastro eventually emptied the contents of the car into a storage unit and sold the car.

When recently looking through the contents of the car placed in the storage unit, he found a rare picture of Marilyn Monroe, nude, hitchhiking, in heels, with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Mr. Nicastro decided to do a little research and got in touch with Mr. Chris Harris, a publicist and Marilyn Monroe expert. Over four months, Mr. Harris verified the authenticity of the Marilyn Monroe photo.

Mr. Nicastro and Mr. Harris set up a press conference, prepared to soak in the praise and the dollars from the press for this rare photo. The day before the press conference, they decided to give the Associated Press reporters a sneak peek. When the sheet was taken off of the rare Marilyn Monroe photo, one Associated Press reported cocked his head quizzically and said "Hey, that’s Madonna." Mr. Harris sheepishly looked at the photo one more time and said "You’re right, it’s Madonna."

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Multitalented

Did you know that Barack Obama has two Grammy Awards?

He's won Grammy's for 'Best Spoken Word Album' in 2006 and 2008.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Nobody Will Care

I know that none of you guys will find this interesting, but there is currently a gap of 11.06 points between the number one and number two golfer in the world, Tiger Woods (20.07 points) and Phil Mickelson (9.01 points).

This means that the largest gap between the number two golfer and all the other golfers in the world is at most 9.01 points.

So at this point in time, there is a bigger gap between the number one and number two golfers in the world, then there is between the number two golfer in the world and all other golfers in the world!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Thomas Guide

Did you know that there is an intentional mistake on every page of the Thomas Guide Maps that only the Rand McNally and Thomas Guide company knows about? They place this intentional mistake on each page as a copyright. The fake roads are all reported to be less than a block, and are typically named to resemble the surrounding streets in the area.

ABBA

Another Did You Know! Did you know that musical powerhouse ABBA, the Swedish group that broke up in 1983, turned down an offer of $1 BILLION to reunite in 2003?

If you've never had the opportunity to see an ABBA music video, check these out! The videos are horrible, but their music is the best!




Bananas

Last post of the day..... Mike Seaver (Kirk Cameron) has become a believer in god after being a "long time atheist". This is a clip of Kirk Cameron sitting with his "partner in christ", proving the existence of god with an "atheist's worst nightmare". It's only a minute long, but you'll be able to make about a thousand jokes comparing it to gay porn.



And if you have a lot of time on your hands, you can find a debate on Nightline with Kirk Cameron and his 'partner in christ', and two atheists.

Monday, February 4, 2008

New York Bar

Brady's Bar in New York is changing their name to support their recent Super Bowl MVP.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Stardust

Go rent the movie "Stardust"! Fantastic story. That's all.... Back to work....

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

NKOTB!!!!!!!

Just to let you guys know, you can sign up for e-mail and text message alerts for news regarding the upcoming tour from the New Kids On The Block!!!!!! Just go to www.NKOTB.com!!!!! Who's going to come with me to the concert?

Monday, January 14, 2008

It's A Fat World After All!

Mickey Mouse is trying to accommodate for the bigger fatter Americans!

The infamous Small World Attraction at Disneyland has been shut down for ten months because the boats keep bottoming out from the weight of the riders, which in turn, stops the ride for approximately 5 to 10 minutes.

The refurbishments will include making the flume an inch or so deeper and the boats more buoyant, allowing for several hundred more pounds of capacity.

Friday, January 11, 2008

A Bowl Full Of Awesome With Awesome Sauce On Top!

Following the success of the live action Transformer's movie, a new live action movie based on a 1980's cartoon is planned to be released in 2009!

G.I. JOE!!!!!!!!!!!

Very Timely

Did you know that the 2007 World Series of Major League Baseball suffered the second lowest ratings in World Series history!

And the only World Series of Major League Baseball that had lower ratings was the 2006 World Series of Major League Baseball!

I enjoy baseball, but it might be a little more exciting if they didn't have 500 teams play 2,500 games each over the course of a year!!!!!!!

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