Thursday, March 6, 2008

Dan Whitney

Ok, so there’s this Dan Whitney. Fucking douche. He’s a comedian? (The question mark at the end of that sentence is intentional.)

Dan Whitney is better known as Larry the Cable Guy. This guy was horrible as Dan Whitney and is now horrible as Larry the Cable Guy. I was recently informed by someone in my office, that he or she is going to pay money to rent "Witless Protection" when it comes out on DVD. What the hell is happening to this world? I want to go down to the theater and find people who have bought tickets for this film, and punch them in the face.

The person that works in my office made the argument that Larry the Cable Guy is as funny as Jeff Foxworthy. I’m not a huge fan of Jeff Foxworthy, but he’s a very intelligent and funny man. This Larry the Cable Guy is a waste of space on Earth and deserves to die a horrible painful death. Why is this guy paid money?

And what the fuck does "GIT-R-DONE" mean?

"Have you ever farted so hard that it made your back crack?"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

Woman in car: "Are you insane?" Larry the Cable Guy: "No, I’m Larry!"

Fuck you Dan Whitney.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Related Posts with Thumbnails