Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The "Sarah Palin Joke"


What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palin's vagina is retarded!

Only Really Funny Political Stuff

I know that everyone is really really tired of all this politics garbage. You all know that McCain is really old. You all know that Obama is black. Lots of jokes can be told. Very funny. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

I promised myself that I would only blog about politics if I found the jokes or information really really really funny.

So, I'm going to post two blogs today. Both regarding Mrs. Sarah Palin. Now, remember, I'm only posting these because I think they're very funny.

This first blog includes a link to a site depicting Sarah Palin as President. Go to the site, maximize it on you screen, turn on your sound and click on things throughout the Oval Office.

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

The second blog includes the "Sarah Palin Joke". It's a very funny joke, however, it's very crude. So funny, that I felt the need to call many of you to tell you the joke. So, if you like really really funny jokes, and are not easily offended, go check out the other blog.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Black Is Taking Over



A reporter for Al Jazeera interviewed residents in Ohio, the state that won it for Bush, after a Sarah Palin rally. Just remember that their vote counts just as much as yours.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Last Day To Register

Today is the last day to register to vote, cough, cough, Sarah, cough, cough.

According to a press release, Los Angeles County, with 4,149,229 registered voters, is the largest election jurisdiction in the United States and has more registered voters than 30 states.

And I'm sure you've all heard, but I've been busy and I haven't been paying attention, but Joe the Plumber, who was mentioned 26 times during the most recent debate is actually named Sam, does not have a plumber's license and owes a bit in back taxes.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Don't Vote

Ok, so this has a lot of celebrities in it, and it's not super funny, but it has a good message, so watch it. Just wait until you're about a minute and twenty seconds in, and then it will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!


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