Friday, November 28, 2008

Carnival of Light

Sir Paul McCartney has said that he wants to release a long lost Beatles song. The song is called "Carnival of Light" and was recorded in January of 1967. It's a fourteen minutes experimental song that includes distorted hypnotic drum and organ sounds, a distorted lead guitar, a track of spooky church organ, someone gargling, weird sound effects, a tambourine playing, and John Lennon and Paul McCartney screaming random phrases like "ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" and "BARCELONA!".

Look, don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Beatles, but we don't need to hear everything that they put on tape!

My only consolation is knowing that Colleen loves the Jonas Brothers cover of The Beatles song "Hello Goodbye" that is played in the Target commercials. So, if you get Colleen in the Pollyanna, don't forget, Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers CD's are sold everywhere!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Driving Miss Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is very excited about the direction the United States of America is moving now that Barack Obama is going to be President. As she say in the video, "It's our first colored president." Is she allowed to call my people 'colored'? Coming to a theater near you, "Driving Miss Lohan".

Saturday, November 8, 2008

McCain's Brain - Very Timely

McCain has been defeated, however, someone made a series of videos entitled "McCain's Brain". Most of them are very funny. Watch them and bid farewell to John McCain.

McCain's Brain: Episode 1

McCain's Brain: Episode 2

McCain's Brain: Episode 3

McCain's Brain: Episode 4

McCain's Brain: Episode 5

McCain's Brain: Episode 6

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Land Of The Free

Ok, well I am sitting here at the City of Los Angeles Building Department with no internet connection, so if I post this after you are able to collect your free goodies, then I apologize for not letting you know sooner.

There are companies throughout California that are giving away free stuff to people who have voted!

If you go to Starbucks and flash your "I Voted" sticker, you get a free cup of coffee.

Krispy Kreme is offering a free star shaped doughnut with red, white and blue sprinkles to all voters.

Ben and Jerry's is giving away a free scoop of ice cream to voters between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m.

Of all the goodies offered on election day.

Anaheim White House is offering the most expensive freebie. Voters will receive a complimentary bottle of champagne with their dinner.

And for anyone who was left feeling unsatisfied during this political season, Babeland in Los Angeles, New York and Seattle is giving away a complimentary sex toy to people who flash their "I Voted" sticker. That's right, ladies are offered a free "Mini Silver Bullet Vibrator" and men are offered a free "Maverick Sleeve For Self-Pleasuring". So, for those of you wanting to pull your crank after pulling the crank in the voting booth, Babeland is your store.

I wonder how many voters are enticed by the Grab Your Pole After Leaving The Poll campaign. Ha! I'm funny!
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