Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Land Of The Free

Ok, well I am sitting here at the City of Los Angeles Building Department with no internet connection, so if I post this after you are able to collect your free goodies, then I apologize for not letting you know sooner.


There are companies throughout California that are giving away free stuff to people who have voted!


If you go to Starbucks and flash your "I Voted" sticker, you get a free cup of coffee.


Krispy Kreme is offering a free star shaped doughnut with red, white and blue sprinkles to all voters.


Ben and Jerry's is giving away a free scoop of ice cream to voters between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m.

Of all the goodies offered on election day.


Anaheim White House is offering the most expensive freebie. Voters will receive a complimentary bottle of champagne with their dinner.


And for anyone who was left feeling unsatisfied during this political season, Babeland in Los Angeles, New York and Seattle is giving away a complimentary sex toy to people who flash their "I Voted" sticker. That's right, ladies are offered a free "Mini Silver Bullet Vibrator" and men are offered a free "Maverick Sleeve For Self-Pleasuring". So, for those of you wanting to pull your crank after pulling the crank in the voting booth, Babeland is your store.


I wonder how many voters are enticed by the Grab Your Pole After Leaving The Poll campaign. Ha! I'm funny!

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